Miles is a gay 20-something who grew up in Illinois, then lived in Georgia, then lived in Illinois, and now lives in Minnesota. His hobbies include sewing and writing raps about men’s body parts. On a typical Friday night he is probably at a bar, karaoke-ing the Pointer Sisters and complaining that $3 is too much to pay for Schlitz (because it is).
Jamie is in her 20s. She loves Andre, crappy TV, and you. She lives in a fra-rority in Wicker Park where she can be found discussing Aaron Carter’s career trajectory when she’s not taking margarita naps. Her dream careers include back-up singer, cement truck driver, and drag queen.
You guys are the coolest things ever…
miles, you and Suze Orman… Oh and I think she likes jackets too.
Why was I not made aware of this blog when you two were staying with me?? I mean, I knew you guys made lists, but this is hilarious.
I hate to be pedantic guys, but Gaga is “Bluffin’” with her muffin, not buffin. Aside from that, you rock. Well you make me giggle.
Just outta curiosity, not to sound too technical, but… if Jamie is already a female, shouldn’t one of her dream careers be drag KING, instead of drag QUEEN?