Worst Male X-men in Bed
Posted: January 24, 2010 Filed under: Miles List, Read My List
5. Cyclops: Cyke would be a total prude in bed and probably insist on leading. No thanks.
4. Quicksilver: It would be over and done before you knew it. Pietro has no time for love.
3. Colossus: Despite his godly body, Colossus is super inexperienced. And what if he suddenly went metal inside you? Ouch.
2. Professor X: His mind would always be somewhere else.
1. Skin: Skin has six extra feet of malleable skin. It would be like having sex with one of those people who rapidly lost a lot of weight, except he can control that skin, and…ew, it’s just gross.