Ten Celebrities Who Should Have Music Careers

  • Marykate and Ashley Olsen: Now that they’re adults and crazy looking, we need another album.

  • Natalie Portman: “When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day/ I cheated every test and snorted all the yay.”  WE NEED  MORE FROM THIS GENIUS

  • Jerry Trainor: Crazy Steve must sing (if only to drown out Miranda Cosgrove)!

  • Emma Watson: We’re thinking she’d sound like Imogen Heap. Or alternatively, she could just sing off of her HP laurels “She’s just a mudblood girl in a Wizard’s world”

  • Amanda Bynes: Can we distill all of her awkwardness and hilariousness into musical amazingness?  Amanda Please.

  • Christian Siriano: His first three singles would have to be: That’s Fierce, Hot Mess, Trannylicious.

  • Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski: Imagine if “Muffin Top” were an entire album!

  • Ellen Degeneres: We need singing to go with all that dancing.

  • Jake Epstein: Imagine if he recorded an LP from the mindset of his bipolar Degrassi character Craig! But if Craig were off the drugs!!  OMG just like in episode #511!!!!!

  • Wendy Williams: Because we all want to watch that trainwreck.  Plus, Rupaul could be her mentor.

  • Finally, we don’t know what this was, but this should happen too.

3 Comments on “Ten Celebrities Who Should Have Music Careers”

  1. Michael says:

    Where the hell did Wendy Williams come from anyway? My favorite has got to be Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski! Amazing combo!! But Ellen? That’s someone I’ve had enough of these days…

  2. Readmylist says:

    wendy williams was on radio for years before someone had the
    horrible/genius idea to let her on TV.

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