Ugly to Hot: Riverdale Edition, Part 2Posted: February 26, 2010
24. Dilton Doiley: Normally we like a good nerd, but Dilton is a whiny little bitch. Also, he’s 12.
23. Mr. Jones: He’s not good looking, but we give him major props for his style.
22. Mrs. Andrews: Meh.
21. Mrs. Lodge: The classy cancels out the age.
20. Mrs. Cooper: “Betty’s mom has got it going on…”
19. Moose Mason: D’uh, can you say roid rage? We know he can’t spell it….
18. Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina the Teenage Witch): The tv version was way hotter.
17. Chuck Clayton: B-list character, B- looks.
16. Alexander & Alexandra Cabot (Josie and the Pussycats): Neither are very attractive, but they be stylin’.
15. Svenson: He’s totally cute, in a dusty mustache kind of way.
14. Harvey Kinkle (Sabrina the Teenage Witch): Once again, we prefer the tv version, but he’s kind of cute.
13. Josie (Josie and the Pussycats): She’s rocking that bob!