Ugly to Hot: Riverdale Edition, Part 2

24. Dilton Doiley: Normally we like a good nerd, but Dilton is a whiny little bitch.  Also, he’s 12.

23. Mr. Jones: He’s not good looking, but we give him major props for his style.

22. Mrs. Andrews: Meh.

21. Mrs. Lodge: The classy cancels out the age.

20. Mrs. Cooper: “Betty’s mom has got it going on…”

19. Moose Mason: D’uh, can you say roid rage?  We know he can’t spell it….

18. Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina the Teenage Witch): The tv version was way hotter.

17. Chuck Clayton: B-list character, B- looks.

16. Alexander & Alexandra Cabot (Josie and the Pussycats): Neither are very attractive, but they be stylin’.

15. Svenson: He’s totally cute, in a dusty mustache kind of way.

14. Harvey Kinkle (Sabrina the Teenage Witch): Once again, we prefer the tv version, but he’s kind of cute.

13. Josie (Josie and the Pussycats): She’s rocking that bob!



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