Miles’ Top Five Least Favorite Foods

5. Cheetos: Let’s make a food that coats everything in orange gunk.

4. Zucchini: If it’s not in bread form, get it away from me.

3. Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups: Chocolate and peanut butter is already a disgusting combination, but Reece’s makes it worse by using Grade F versions of each.

2. Oversalted Popcorn: Why don’t you just skip the pretenses and poor salt straight into your mouth?

1. Olives: Bitter salt-water in a waxy brown shell.


3 Comments on “Miles’ Top Five Least Favorite Foods”

  1. melissa says:

    I agree with the entirety of this list except for #3

  2. Zachary says:

    Do you ever get the comment, “You don’t like olives? But you’re Greek!”

    Yeah, if only they weren’t so disgusting!

  3. Graham says:

    With the exception of Cheetos, I like all of these, especially olives. I do find Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to be like crack cocaine, even though you’re right about it not being good chocolate or peanut butter. Cheesy Wotsits, the British equivalent of Cheetos, are far preferable.


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