Worst Female X-Men in BedPosted: March 30, 2010
5. Catseye: She was never sure if she was girl that could turn into a cat, or a cat that could turn into a girl. We’re sure that bestiality is disgusting.
4. Karma: Guys didn’t want her when she was a Vietnam War survivor, chubby chasers didn’t want her when she weighed 400 pounds, and woman didn’t want her when she was a lesbian. Maybe she smells down there.
3. Wolfsbane: Basically a furry with Jesus guilt. No thanks.
2. Rogue: Hang on sugah, let me get my latex body suit lest I absorb your life force and kill you.
1. Marrow: Don’t worry, that pain you’re feeling is just her bones growing through her skin. If you need to vomit, she’ll understand.