The 10 Ugliest Pokemon

10. Donphan: Brought to you by Goodyear tires!

9. Corsola: That face doesn’t fool us, this is just a piece of coral!


8. Blastoise: Wartortle evolves into Blastoise by drinking too much beer and having sex with a firetruck.


7. Magby: Filled with brain tumors.

6. Forretress: Possibly just an explosive of some sort.

5. Pupitar: That is one angry looking piece of hardened dog poop.

4. Bellsprout: Giant eyes = cute.  Tiny eyes = Frightening.

3. Snubbull: Because everyone loves clowns and pissed-off bulldogs.

2. Weepinbell: Catch one and you won’t need to buy a Fleshlight!

1. Shelgon: The paperweight of Pokemons.



12 Comments on “The 10 Ugliest Pokemon”

  1. Michael says:

    I’m afraid that if I stick my penis in a bellsprout it won’t come out again…

  2. Rose says:

    I always DID think Donphan looked like used tires.

  3. Pizza says:

    why did you put snubbull, and, why did you not put jynx?

  4. brenda says:

    wtf ya niqqas just jealous . qo fuck ya selfs snubbull Is The Hottest thinq everrrrrrrrrr !
    qo suck a biq juicy penis. lmfao

  5. pokemonfan says:

    we don’t you just piss yourself off….the new generation pokemons are ugly…these are good

  6. aviax says:

    Corsola isnt ugly its cute and why didnt you put claydol, banette, feebas in your list?

  7. MATT says:

    “Because everyone loves clowns and pissed-off bulldogs” LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. jennifer says:

    your comments made me laugh out loud. haha.

  9. persephanie says:

    there better looking then you

  10. greg says:

    just opinion but i think magbys cute. jynx is ugly and why isnt Hariyama or muk in this list?

  11. greg says:

    you know that sarcastic comment where people say aww how cute when looking at photos of you when you were younger. then they say what happened. phanphy to donphan suits that pretty well and grandbull should be in this list aswel


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