50 New State Slogans

Alabama

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“Deliverance” Come to Life

Alaska

Alaska

Don’t Say Russia Never Gave us Anything

Arizona

Arizona

Old and Dried Out, Just Like Grandma

Arkansas

Arkansas

Pirate Kansas

California

California

Are You Famous Enough?

Colorado

Colorado

It’s not Always Hip to be Square

Connecticut

Connecticut

Imma ConnectiCUT You, Bitch!

Delaware

Delaware

The First Forgotten State

Florida

Florida

A Nice Place to Die

Georgia

georgia alternate

Come for the Romance, Stay for the Racism

Hawaii

hawaii

The Pineapple Upside Down State

Idaho

Idaho

No, You da ho!

Illinois

illinois

Corn and Corruption

Indiana

Indiana

Where Canals are Still in Style!

Iowa

iowa

Out and Proud Since 2009

Kansas

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Where Dorothy was Escaping From

Kentucky

KEntucky

Where You Can Always Get Beat by Your Pa

Louisiana

louisiana-prison

The Prison Capital of the World

Maine

Maine

Cold Enough to Fish, Too Cold to Dream

Maryland

Maryland map

The Colonists Were Drunk When They Drew Our Borders

Massachusetts

Massachusetts

Bet You Can’t Spell it Right

Michigan

Michigan

Apocalypse Now!

Minnesota

Minnesota

You Betcha!

Mississippi

mississippi

The Only State with pee pee in the Name

Missouri

Missouri

Misery Mispelled

Montana

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Purple Mountain Travesty

Nebraska

Nebraska

Where the Corn Runs Red with Blood

Nevada

nevada

Can I Get my Money Back?

New Hampshire

new hampshire

Live Free and Die

New Jersey

New Jersey

Fuck Old Jersey

New Mexico

new mexico

You Like Turquoise, Right?

New York

new york

Gang Fights Will Inspire You!

North Carolina

North Carolina

Graveyard of the Atlantic

North Dakota

North Dakota

What the Frack?

Ohio

Ohio

Set Your Bland TV Show Here!

Oklahoma

Oklahoma

The Birthplace of Hanson

Oregon

Oregon

White People Left to Their Own Devices

Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania

Ugh, History

Rhode Island

Rhode Island

America’s Tiny Little Baby

South Carolina

south carolina

It Don’t Get More Southern Than This

South Dakota

South Dakota

If You Like it Then You Should Have Put Four Presidents’ Faces on It

Tennessee

Tennessee

Country Died Here

Texas

Texas

Bigger is Worse

Utah

Utah

Wives for Everyone!

Vermont

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Billboards Will be Shot on Sight

Virgina

virginia

Once Mighty

Washington

Washington

…State

West Virgina

West Virginia

West of Sanity

Wisconsin

wisconsin
Praise Cheezus!

Wyoming

wyoming

Montana?


2 Comments on “50 New State Slogans”

  1. Erik says:

    Wyoming & Washington definitely the best

  2. […] used to run a list based humor blog called Read My List. We did a list called "50 New State Slogans," which I think fits nicely in this […]


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